joshunf:

if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog

joshunf:

if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog

surprisebitch:

seancastro:

I got bored

this cant only have 50 notes

thedarklordkeisha:

Calvin is the most relatable protagonist in the history of anything.

allthingshyper:

hellafandom:

twospoonsofoatmealacouplanuts:

elsarendelle:

dapper elsa strikes again

tally ho
tally ho
toodle pip pip cheerio

The kettle is boiling on the stove tonightI look forward to it mostA kitchen of eager tea drinkersAnd it looks like I’m the host

DEAR
GOD

allthingshyper:

hellafandom:

twospoonsofoatmealacouplanuts:

elsarendelle:

dapper elsa strikes again

tally ho

tally ho

toodle pip pip cheerio

The kettle is boiling on the stove tonight
I look forward to it most
A kitchen of eager tea drinkers
And it looks like I’m the host

DEAR

GOD

gryffindor-chick:

pi4nobl4ck:

Your tax dollars at work

THIS IS WORTH EVERY DIME

gryffindor-chick:

pi4nobl4ck:

Your tax dollars at work

THIS IS WORTH EVERY DIME

mollaythesassay:

You’re not hardcore unless you live hardcore

mollaythesassay:

You’re not hardcore unless you live hardcore

junebouvierr:

idiot

junebouvierr:

idiot

caliel:

omfg why am I laughing so hard

caliel:

omfg why am I laughing so hard

punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

seeminglydeepstatement:

somefantasticallies:

vivalatrench:

mrsugarpink:

rapewhistled:

followmehome:

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

Maybe it’s Maybelline 

naughtylittlefantasy:

tastefullyoffensive:

"BE STILL AND LET ME LOVE YOU!" 

Omfg